4am.

Scene: 

4.26am Australia.  Billie-Mae lies in bed, asleep.

11.36pm Baghdad. The Hot Iraqi, drunk,  struts down a street.

BillieMae’s phone rings

 

The Hot Iraqi: “Billie, Billie, am I calling your mobile?”

 

Billie-Mae: “Ummmmmm”

 

The Hot Iraqi: “Billie, am I calling your mobile?”

 

Billie-Mae: “Ummmm …. I don’t know?” 

 

The Hot Iraqi: (silence) ….

 

The Hot Iraqi: “Chaysus Christ Billie, look in your hand, what are you holding in your hand?”

 

Billie-Mae: “My mobile phone?”.

 

The Hot Iraqi: “I am going to bite your clitis”.

 

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